My Dear Annie and Todd,
I am writing you this letter because I’ve realized that you both think I’m nothing but a psychotic control
freak. You couldn’t be farther off from the truth! What you see as me being an overbearing burden is actually a mother
who cares far too much and whose intentions come off wrong because she tries so hard. I want nothing more than to see my beautiful
daughter Annie be with the man of her dreams. Though Annie, you must admit, stealing a man from a woman who used to be in
the mental ward was a stupid choice. Come on, I taught you to be wiser than that! But that’s not the point, I want you
to know you can turn to me when you make these dumb choices. If you gave me the chance, you’d realize the wisdom I have
to bestow. Next, my handsome and talented Todd–you are such a good writer. I apologize for flipping out on you about
that gay parade article. I’ll find a more gentle approach to get you to admit your true sexuality next time. Anyway,
if you are gay, you don’t have to worry. I love you and will search heaven and earth for a way to fix you. Though you
may not realize it now, that is not the kind of life to be living. I hope after you two read this letter you’ll feel
guilty about the way you’ve treated me. However, I know I will find the strength to forgive because that is what mothers
do.
From the depths of my loving heart,
Your Mother, Nina
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